Cabin Fever

"I have an eight pack, six million, and a nine-inch dick. I'm out of your league, sweetie."
I snorted. "Doubt it."
I did not doubt it.

What happens when you get lost in the middle of the woods? You find a rich scotch drinking ex-marine author with to much time on his hands living alone and away from society. Trevon discovers this quickly when he has to stay with this ex-killer hermit. After being alone. In the middle of the forest.