Things I Hate || OFFENSIVE || SATIRE
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If you are easily offended, please leave this is all SATIRE! I will say it again to for the people in the back SATIRE! I will spell it out for you S-A-T-I-R-E! So please don't be mad, I'm just an ARMY that wants to brighten your day with dark humor and wants your approval. Stay with me through out this book please? 😁😁
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𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫?! 𝐘𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫?! 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫?! 𝐔𝐧𝐦𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠 운명 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲. 𝐀 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚. 𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐉𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐠𝐮𝐤 ⚠️ 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.Complete
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Introduction I wrote a book some time ago, detailing my life for a whole year, I want to get it published, but don't have the means to. So I might as well join the millions of other users that blog, and publish my book this way. So read on, comment, and hopefully, enjoy!
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