Things I Hate || OFFENSIVE || SATIRE
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- Votes 10
- Parts 5
Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Mar 2, 2019
If you are easily offended, please leave this is all SATIRE! I will say it again to for the people in the back SATIRE! I will spell it out for you S-A-T-I-R-E! So please don't be mad, I'm just an ARMY that wants to brighten your day with dark humor and wants your approval. Stay with me through out this book please? 😁😁
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