The Rubik's Cube, The Paper Clip and A Potato Chip

This, my friends, is the story of three inanimate objects. Unorthodox, perhaps, however, this story is one that people will remember long into the future, when the last remnants of humankind are crawling to their graves. This, friends, is the story of the shiniest paperclip, a know-it-all Rubik's cube and the most flavoursome potato chip the world has ever seen.