Undertale: The Very Serious and Real Adventure (or UTTVSARL, if you please.)

We all know about Undertale. If you don't, then why are you here? Anyways, remember Mt. Ebott from the hit game tale of the under variety that somehow suddenly lacks capital letters? A human has fallen down. But this is not just any human. This is an alternate universe. You expected the human to be named Frisk? Of course not. Their name is.... Risk? Or was it Disc? Oh! How about "Whisk", as in egg whisk?? No, I got it. Bisc...uit. BISCUIT! That's the perfect name. Anyways, I do know that you will enjoy this very real and serious story. If you don't, then... I can't help you there. Just know that you're missing out on by best wattpad creation yet! ...And also my only as of now. Which nobody will even read. That doesn't matter, though! Just read the story. I promise you will regret everything.