Toaster X Reader
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Last published Tue, Oct 15, 2019
Have you ever had that thought, where your toaster looks hot af. Yeah shut up, of course you have.
Do not take this book seriously, just don't. It's a gift for a friend.
[Edit] No stfu past me, take this 100% seriously. We all want to screw a toaster every once in a while.
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