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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Reads 406,642
Votes 26,579
Parts 29
Time 3h 18m

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When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. 

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"I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued.

"Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames.

"That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. 


― A BTS crackfic
     © 2019 asakayu
trailer by @Kidrauhl8ForeverAll Rights Reserved

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