Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers.
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"I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued.
"Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames.
"That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed.
― A BTS crackfic
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