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Breaking The Bad Boy Myth

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When Kellan Stevenson gets assigned an internship for Seventeen Magazine, he is less than thrilled. The only thing he wanted less than working for a teen magazine, was working with a magazine full of women who can barely construct five word sentences. To make matters worse, during his first staff meeting, Kellan ends up speaking his mind a bit too freely and gets the worst assignment ever. His assignment is dispel the bad boy myth, by going undercover and becoming every stereotype he has ever loathed completely.

 Smoking cigarettes, being a jackass, and wearing an obnoxious amount of leather and hair gel, Kellan can barely recognize himself. The worst part of all was when he went to complete his task, by breaking the heart of the good girl ignorant enough to believe there was a good guy underneath it all, he realizes that he wasn't as good at pretending. Clichés can be a bore, but living one is an absolute nightmare.  ***This is not a 'bad boy' novel, but rather, a satire.***All Rights Reserved

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Crestfallen by tashapea

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

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Bad Boy Romance [Unedited] by PhoebeNg99

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Crestfallen

"I'm so sorry, Casey," he said, pleading for my forgiveness. I'd been avoiding his intense gaze for the entirety of the conversation, but I looked into his eyes as I said: "I just want to know; why me?" ---------- Casey Hall is a simple girl, leading a complicated life and it only gets worse when she encounters Jeremy Storm and his elite group of friends. Each attractive, athletic, and... well, attractive, it's impossible for Casey to keep their lives separate. Once Casey learns that the driving factor for their friendship was a childish bet she finds herself incredibly hurt, but is it enough to pull her away from the one she loves? probably not the ending you're expecting- If you want some sappy optimism you should find another book