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Breaking The Bad Boy Myth

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When Kellan Stevenson gets assigned an internship for Seventeen Magazine, he is less than thrilled. The only thing he wanted less than working for a teen magazine, was working with a magazine full of women who can barely construct five word sentences. To make matters worse, during his first staff meeting, Kellan ends up speaking his mind a bit too freely and gets the worst assignment ever. His assignment is dispel the bad boy myth, by going undercover and becoming every stereotype he has ever loathed completely.

 Smoking cigarettes, being a jackass, and wearing an obnoxious amount of leather and hair gel, Kellan can barely recognize himself. The worst part of all was when he went to complete his task, by breaking the heart of the good girl ignorant enough to believe there was a good guy underneath it all, he realizes that he wasn't as good at pretending. Clichés can be a bore, but living one is an absolute nightmare.  ***This is not a 'bad boy' novel, but rather, a satire.***All Rights Reserved

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I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy} by ThatLonelyGirl

He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate crazy popular, heart breaker type of guy that you just can't help but drool over even when you know you can't have him. He's openly gay and always speaks his mind. Even if it's telling you,"You totally look fat in that dress." He's not the nicest person in the world but he has his reasons... Dylan is the kind of guy that any girl would died to have. He's the old-fashioned, one step at a time kind-of guy that would never do you wrong. He spends his time helping others that are less fortunate instead of himself. He's sweet, kind, caring, and responsible. Everything any girl or guy would want. But if he so perfect why would he be so straight? But not only is his sexuality a problem to him, his whole life could be falling right before his very eyes. Can there possible be one or two little things that are bad in a Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoe's life? You can't be 100% perfect, now can you? Oh and one last thing... With there complete polar opposite lives, Is it no wonder that they HATE each other? ****THE SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO READ**** (2020 Update: God I love that this is #12 in the stupid category. But seriously, this book contains a lot of toxic stuff so if you're going to read it just be aware. Also I wrote this when I was like 12 soooo yikes but that also means I was writing about things that I had no real knowledge of. Please educate yourself and if I do ever decide to rewrite this cursed book I will be sure to acknowledge some more of the things in this story that are a bit too much. Anyways, stay safe and enjoy the story if it's not too cringe for you lol)

I Dare You by icantpickaname03

At Anderson High, Kane Evans is a "god" - he has it all. He has every girl dropping dead to their knees. Kane isn't afraid of anything, after all, he is the captain of the football team and has that bad boy reputation stuck to him. His best friend Jax wins the bet and dares Kane something he never saw coming. Mia Brown - was his dare. She wasn't just any typical school girl she was the misfit/nerd of the school. She wears boy clothes and carries her guitar with her where ever she goes. If Kane can get Mia to date him for up to at least 1 month, Jax will set up his hot sister Ava on a date with Kane at Prom. Kane thinks Ava is really hot and wants to ask her out to Prom, the only way he can do this is buy sealing the deal with Jax. Will Mia fall for Kane like all the other girls or will Kane win the dare and date Ava like he wished?

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

Safe Haven by missinconfident

"The only trouble that I would tolerate is the trouble that you bring" ** Most love stories start with a romantic-cliche start. A meeting in the library, a chance encounter at school or even a crosswalk in a busy road but this story would have a different start-- A half naked girl to be exact. Isabella is a shut in. She's basically a modern vampire, she's rich, sleeps in every morning, afraid of light and runs on one type of liquid--coffee. Isabella wanted to have her own space so she moved out of their million dollar home. Little did she know that her goal in achieving a quiet life would soon be ruined by her true self. Shawn is a nerd. That's basically what he is. Black haired guy with black eyes plus the black thick rimmed glasses. He likes to study, he doesn't have a wide social circle nor a number of contacts on his phone aside from his sister. He likes to watch cat videos and danger also happens to follow him quite closely. Two similar people with huge differences, can they even get along? Would Isabella finally let a dim light enter her room of darkness? Can Shawn accept fatal flaws and sacrifice everything just for his own selfish desires? ** ON GOING

Playing Dangerous by Viomaniac

This is not very basic but terrible written story. In this love triangle bad guy gets the girl. Basically, it's about poor girl who makes a deal with a man. She starts working as a stripper and in turn she gets in a one of the most expensive school. There she meets a guy who she thinks she's in love, but it's more of an obsession than a love. The bad guy shows up in her life and shows her what a true love is. But there are many obstacles they have in their way and both of them struggle. They make a plan to split up their crushes to get with them, but instead they fall in love. At first both of them deny their feelings and settle for a physical relationship only. They fuck each other. Anytime, anywhere. But true love never can hide itself, can it?

Good Girls Love Bad Boys by kc_pgo

Copyright © 2014 by casey pascoe. All rights reserved * * * One mistake and he is forced to spend one hour a day with her. Ugh. One mistake and she has to endure his stupidity for an hour a day. Ugh. But can one drunken night really change everything? No? We'll See ;) * * * Good Girls love Bad boys, enough said. But don't be fooled by this totally cliche cover and title, because more happens to these high school students than first thought. Enjoy a comedy, drama, action, romance, teen flick, etc..etc... *VOTE/COMMENT/FOLLOW * Warning - based on similar life scenarios and deals with issues such as domestic abuse, drugs, anorexia, gang violence and underage drinking. For privacy reason this book is complete creative writing and anything that is similar in this story is purely coincidental. PG-13

Stuck in the Game by ravewood

High school, some people love it, some people hate it. Levi is someone who hates it. She has pretty excellent grades, a good amount a friends but she just cant stand high school. She doesn't get bullied or anything like that, she just kinda goes through life being unnoticed. Ky loves high school. Hes the guy everyone knows and loves. What happens when captain of the football team Ky, notices the Levi the girl in the back of the class. But what id hes not the only one whos interested in the shy girl. Levi isn't used to all this attention from guys. She doesn't believe in in relationships in high school because for her high school just an irrelevant 4 years of dread. Get on amazon kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Stuck-Game-Ravewood-Vish-ebook/dp/B06XQR3XQ4/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1490018318&sr=1-2&keywords=stuck+in+the+game

Bad Boy Romance [Unedited] by PhoebeNg99

-- Currently I am NOT editing this book yet as I am trying to write other books first. Some of the chapters are edited but most of them aren't yet -- [First Book of the BBR Duology] It's not a bad romance, it's a bad boy romance. ~~~ I continued walking but then he has to shout my name again. I turned around and met with a pair of green eyes. I swear that my heart just skipped a beat. "What the hell do you want?" I asked, trying to sound firm but failed eventually. "Just wanna hang out with you for awhile." He wiggled his eyebrows. Did he just say that he wanted to hang out with me? "The bad boy of Crosswell High wanted to hang out with Crosswell High's most famous nerd? I don't think so..." "Well... Maybe the bad boy just wants to know the nerd better." He smirked. ~~~ Lilliana Lambert. A girl living life with a smile on her face. Ashton Spencer. A boy living life with a bad reputation. Two worlds collide. What do you get? A whole loads of shits apparently. Read the story of a young maiden going through life after she officially meets the bad boy of Crosswell High! Rated 'Mature' for strong language used. All copyright reserved to the rightful owner 2014-2016 © PhoebeNg99

Worthless (Unedited Version) by GaySensei

[Book #1 in the Blackwood Pack series] Currently in the process of rewriting (it'll be uploaded as a separate book) ________________ Asher has been abused by the man who has held him prisoner for as long as he can remember. He longs to be free from the unjust violence, but there are reasons he has to stay, people he can't leave behind. Kade has been away from his pack and finally decides to return. While doing border patrol he catches a whiff of what seems to be an average wolf. The only thing is... that wolf is his mate. Determined, Kade takes Asher away from his abuser (along with two others). Asher, not being used to people being kind, is suspicious at being welcomed into Kade's pack with open arms. Will Kade be able to show Asher that he deserves love? Can Asher take down the walls he no longer needs to survive? And what will they do when Asher's abuser wants him back, even going as far to enlist a rival pack? _________________ ---The Blackwood Pack series--- -Worthless -His Reluctant Mate (coming soon) -Let Me Be Your Drug (coming soon) -Lies and Bullet Wounds [Side Story/Prequel] (coming soon) _________________ ******Not edited****** [Trigger Warning]: Child abuse, rape, depression, and self-hate. This story is copyrighted and is the sole property of GaySensei and is not to be uploaded onto any other site besides WattPad.

Saved by ohyizzle

[Completed] {Book 1} Her life is a living hell. There's no doubt in that. People think her life's rainbows and unicorns, but in reality it's hell. One secret you have to keep away from everyone, not so difficult because you have no friends, but what happens when you bump into the biggest bad boys of the school. She hides all her problems with smiles and laughs, with only one friend to worry about. She's isn't shy,quiet, or weak. She's the quite the opposite, loud, funny, strong, and independent. She stands up for herself at school, but never at home. When people see him they run, when they hear his name they shiver, but what happens when he bumps in Miss Sarcasm. She's a whole different kind of story, she helps him open his eyes again. Everyday he finds himself falling for her. But when things don't turn out like he expects will he fight for her or give up? Read go find out what Nichole and Ryder are up to. *Not edited* *Various mistakes* *A little cliché* *Do NOT copy*

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I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy} cover

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Playing Dangerous cover

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Bad Boy Romance [Unedited] cover

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I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy}

He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate crazy popular, heart breaker type of guy that you just can't help but drool over even when you know you can't have him. He's openly gay and always speaks his mind. Even if it's telling you,"You totally look fat in that dress." He's not the nicest person in the world but he has his reasons... Dylan is the kind of guy that any girl would died to have. He's the old-fashioned, one step at a time kind-of guy that would never do you wrong. He spends his time helping others that are less fortunate instead of himself. He's sweet, kind, caring, and responsible. Everything any girl or guy would want. But if he so perfect why would he be so straight? But not only is his sexuality a problem to him, his whole life could be falling right before his very eyes. Can there possible be one or two little things that are bad in a Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoe's life? You can't be 100% perfect, now can you? Oh and one last thing... With there complete polar opposite lives, Is it no wonder that they HATE each other? THE SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO READ (2020 Update: God I love that this is #12 in the stupid category. But seriously, this book contains a lot of toxic stuff so if you're going to read it just be aware. Also I wrote this when I was like 12 soooo yikes but that also means I was writing about things that I had no real knowledge of. Please educate yourself and if I do ever decide to rewrite this cursed book I will be sure to acknowledge some more of the things in this story that are a bit too much. Anyways, stay safe and enjoy the story if it's not too cringe for you lol)