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The Adventures Of Sir Whipsonfreak

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"Even the days and nights must be jealous of your predictability."

Sir Whipsonfreak had the most boring, yet safe life in the town of Bunsberry. But one day his grandson Richter complained about it and to prove him wrong Sir Whipson will do the unexpected: Take three days off for new doings and adventure. 
What does this senseless bet do to him and how do these misadventures end? Does he find relief from the monotony that his current life is? 

Read this black comedy, full of dark humor and satire

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