Knowing Mr. Crabs

Kinda Inspired by the manga "takane to hana" aaand also inspired by the "waffle cones" and "tear drops" and it's also a bisaya story HAHAHAHA to be honest, I don't really know how this story goes sooo bye.

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"who is this?"

"who you pud ka?"

"wait ugh, ikaw tung ni tawag gahapon right?"

"ay futek, mao ning englishero nga naay accent kung mustorya no?"

"that's mouthful. Call me beau"

"don't me bes, di tika uyab para beau akong itawag sa imo"

"oh hahaha i never thought you knew what that word means"

"you know what, I'll just call you crabs"

"watdafak? Crabs? Why?"

"cause your laugh kinda sounds like mr. Crabs"