My friend that says the most random things and I with another friend are always dying from what they say because if you hear them out of context you will look weirdly at us. You will not understand at all. So I have decided to write them all down. I hold them all. Enjoy... DISCLAIMER*** I do not mean to offend anyone/body. I am directly quoting my friend. Touchy subjects in some quotes beware! Fake names used: meaning I replaced our real names with fake ones. *^Cover picture isn't mine^*