(Y/N) was ready for summer vacation. The sun, the beach, warm breezy nights, pool parties, no school. She had even been signed up for a summer camp! It was supposed to be all fun and games this year, but now its taken a dark turn.
She's being trained to become a murderer. A cold blooded, ruthless, killer.
Why her?
She has some weird humanoid monsters breathing down her back every second, anticipating their every move. A really cute, ticking boy, that's super bipolar. An evil demon named Zalgo trying to kill her or at least kidnap her.
Its just a mess.
Can (Y/N) make it through the summer, or will she be kissing the cold lips of death?
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'Finally after what felt like a million years, the door opened and the inside lights came on. I was the first to step on, since I was closer to the door. My eyes widened at the driver and I shrieked. It was skinny, and extremely tall. It wore a polka-dot suit, with a purple bow tie, and had a polka-dot top hat on. The face startled me even more. It had black eyes and a nerve wracking, happy face. Its back had some weird octopus legs coming out with jingle bell hanging off of them.
The humanoid alien spoke, moving the face/mask to the side revealing white blankness. "Hi there friends! I didn't mean to scare 'ya. I'm here to pick up the campers for Camp Pasta! Is this the correct spot?" It asked, his smiling never falling. I shook my head not believing what I was viewing, stumbling backwards on my ass and on to the ground. "I'll take your shock as a yes." The thing chuckled. I scrambled to my feet and bolted, adrenaline coursing my veins, as many of the others followed screaming in fear. It stepped off the bus, assessing the scene, "This won't do! Dear me..." The creatures weird hentai arm extended, picking me up and stood me, and everyone else, back in front of him.
"I am Splendorman your driver." It tilted its hat in a casual manner, still holding onto us. "One at a time I will take your name and age. Okay?"