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𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen
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𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen

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