Weird Shit
- GELESEN 1,395
- Stimmen 14
- Teile 41
ErwachseneninhaltLaufend7m
Zuletzt aktualisiert Do., Apr. 23, 2020
These are real life conversations/stories/quotes that friends, family or other people have said so like yea
WARNING: SOME OF THE CONTENT ON HERE MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME READERS SO IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, PLEASE LEAVE
MY HUMOR AND OTHER PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THIS BOOK CAN HAVE DARK HUMOR OR HUMOR THAT MAY APPEAR RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ETC.
IT'S JUST US MESSING AROUND
I DON'T HAVE ANY PATIENCE FOR JUDGMENTS OR ASSHOLES
Thank you
Alle Rechte vorbehalten
Werde Teil der größten Geschichtenerzähler-CommunityErhalte personalisierte Geschichtenempfehlungen, speichere deine Favoriten in deiner Bibliothek und kommentiere und stimme ab, um deine Community zu vergrößern.
Vielleicht gefällt dir auch
My Babies Mystery Daddy. (Completed March 2021)
(Mature content) (Highest ranks listed) (Editing slowly) A simple last night out with my girls before I move to America. Drinks are flowing, hips moving & laughing like we have no worries in the world, & an encounter with a drop dead gorgeous man, whos eyes could see my soul like we belonged & his hands ohh 🤪 but I left before he woke mortified. I never had a one night stand. Only problem now is I left with something belonging to him. So here I am 4 years later and my boss is retiring. Who's my new boss you ask. Well you guessed it & Does he remember me? I hope not as theirs more than my feelings at stake now. *********************************** Eoin Ryder now 29 year old badboy billionaire. Eoin cant get a girl named Saoirse (sheer-sha) out of his head for years. That one incredible night has had him searching for that connection again. He dates but nothing to serious as he compares them to her beauty. Is there such thing as love at first sight. Will he find her again. If so what will he do. What will she do. Though he is in for a shock. Laughter, tears, anger, sex & possible loss. This book has it all. Hey everyone 😁 this is my 1st ever book/story to write & writing it from my phone. If its boring or silly I do apologise. Im writing chapters as I go so please be kind and i would love feedback and ideas for this story. I Started it 20-dec-2020. I thought id give it ago & to have a new focus point to steadying out my anxiety. Never done anything like this before. feel free to point out mistakes nicely im trying to edit quickly. Also the pregnancies are sort of based on my experiences. Also copywrited. Mature content will be present so please dont read if this will offend you or under age. Hightest rank 1st #daddy (sept) 1st #Irish (may 21) 1st #over18s (may-now) 2nd #single (feb23) 2nd #2021 (may 2021) 2nd #accidental (may 2021) 3rd #soul (may 2021) 4th #lover (june 2021) 6th #sexual (june 2021) 10th #love (may 2021) 11th #growth (june 2021)Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Our love story •Gay•
First time writing a story • Trigger warning Very gay 🏳🌈 slow burn homophobiaAbgeschlossene Geschichte
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Blue Lavender.
*Insert dramatic music* Two best friends, normal, right? Well, not in this case. Love wasn't a thing in either of their lives. But when each other entered, it...was awkward..? A not so innocent blonde and a very outgoing, annoying brunette. Stuck between, just friends, or each other's love interests. What will they do? Will boys get in the way, or were they always meant for each other... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Avery and I were walking the field, talking to each other, or should I say just her talking and me listening. We walk past this tree, and then she stops. "Wait! Can we sit under this tree? It's kinda hot, and also, I'm getting lazy." I smile at her. "Of course!" I say, going under the tree and sitting down. She walks over as well, I pull my hand out to help her, she takes it and sits next to me. "Wow, such a gentleman," she mocks. I laugh at her joke. I love that she makes me smile.Abgeschlossene Geschichte
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞
𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen
Draco's quote book
Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!![Marry My Bestfriend [YINWAR]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/364439984-256-k751013.jpg)
Marry My Bestfriend [YINWAR]
REVISED Imagine marrying your bestfriend. that would be awesome right? except you guys don't have feelings for each other, and your parents are forcing you two to be together or else they would kick you out. This is a BL story so if you're homophobic, keep scrolling don't stop here.Abgeschlossene Geschichte![The Deal [(SLOW) EDITING]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/62194308-256-k969966.jpg)
The Deal [(SLOW) EDITING]
THIS STORY IS BEING EDITED FROM START TO FINISH #15 in Fiction 06/10/2018 © 2016 All Rights Reserved -MAbgeschlossene Geschichte
More than a Friend.
PS: This is not Omega verse... Short story... Slow update...
What do the stars feel when they look at Us?
Ben starts to care. About you. About people. About his girlfriend. About feelings and being a person. Growing up. But it's difficult. Seemingly, especially, for him. And he's failing. Miserably. So he's starting to look for answers in the stars. Most of the time rejecting the entirety of his surroundings. Wondering if there are any answers at all. In this wonderful world laid out, bare, in front of him. A novel about breast sizes, bad jokes, break-ups and aspirations for betterment. Boob. Beeb boob.Abgeschlossene Geschichte
(Mature content) (Highest ranks listed) (Editing slowly) A simple last night out with my girls before I move to America. Drinks are flowing, hips moving & laughing like we have no worries in the world, & an encounter with a drop dead gorgeous man, whos eyes could see my soul like we belonged & his hands ohh 🤪 but I left before he woke mortified. I never had a one night stand. Only problem now is I left with something belonging to him. So here I am 4 years later and my boss is retiring. Who's my new boss you ask. Well you guessed it & Does he remember me? I hope not as theirs more than my feelings at stake now. *********************************** Eoin Ryder now 29 year old badboy billionaire. Eoin cant get a girl named Saoirse (sheer-sha) out of his head for years. That one incredible night has had him searching for that connection again. He dates but nothing to serious as he compares them to her beauty. Is there such thing as love at first sight. Will he find her again. If so what will he do. What will she do. Though he is in for a shock. Laughter, tears, anger, sex & possible loss. This book has it all. Hey everyone 😁 this is my 1st ever book/story to write & writing it from my phone. If its boring or silly I do apologise. Im writing chapters as I go so please be kind and i would love feedback and ideas for this story. I Started it 20-dec-2020. I thought id give it ago & to have a new focus point to steadying out my anxiety. Never done anything like this before. feel free to point out mistakes nicely im trying to edit quickly. Also the pregnancies are sort of based on my experiences. Also copywrited. Mature content will be present so please dont read if this will offend you or under age. Hightest rank 1st #daddy (sept) 1st #Irish (may 21) 1st #over18s (may-now) 2nd #single (feb23) 2nd #2021 (may 2021) 2nd #accidental (may 2021) 3rd #soul (may 2021) 4th #lover (june 2021) 6th #sexual (june 2021) 10th #love (may 2021) 11th #growth (june 2021)
Mehr DetailsInhaltsrichtlinien