Snogging Pox
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  • Time 5h 40m
  • Reads 150,058
  • Votes 5,299
  • Parts 21
  • Time 5h 40m
Complete, First published Feb 11, 2019
Mature
It's that time of year for all Hogwarts students and staff to have the potion to prevent dragon pox and wizarding flu, but it seems a small batch of the potions from St. Mungo's was tainted with a little bit of an experimental potion that was going to be disposed. The outcome is a group of people stalking Harry for more salacious reasons ...
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So, picture this: Serverus Snape, the brooding potions master of Hogwarts, is feeling a little... off. I mean, we're not talking about the usual gloominess from grading homework that's barely legible. No, Snape is suddenly hit with a wave of nausea that could rival a third year after a Butterbeer binge. He's sitting in his dimly lit dungeon (because, of course, that's where all life's problems are best contemplated), and it cracks in his head-could it be possible? Could he, Severus Snape, be pregnant? Now, before you clutch your pearls and faint, let's rewind a bit. Just two to three weeks ago, our favorite gloomy wizard had a rather questionable rendezvous. Details are fuzzy (thankfully), but let's just say it involved a risky potion and perhaps a little too much firewhisky. Fast forward to today, and after consulting some very dodgy magical "What's Happening to My Body?" scrolls, Snape decides to take a pregnancy test. Now, if anyone thinks he'd use a Muggle test, think again! This is Severus Snape, after all. Picture him stirring a cauldron with a little "Baby Be Gone" potion mixed with a dash of "I Wish This Wasn't Happening." When the result flashes positive, Snape's initial thought is, "Great. Just great. How do I explain this to Dumbledore?" I mean, forget the Death Eaters; Snape has a bigger problem on his hands-what's his potion for morning sickness? Do they even make Stomach Settling Serums for wizards? His life is about to get a whole lot weirder, and who knows? Maybe it'll inspire a new kind of potion-"Expecto Patrum" for all the expectant wizards out there. So, cheers to you, Severus Snape! Here's hoping your next potion doesn't come with a side of baby. And who knows? Maybe the world isn't ready for a mini Slytherin. _Lillyth
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