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Welp Some Ugly Guy Kidnapped Me (On Hold)

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"Welp... some ugly guy kidnapped me" I turned around and left them all gaping, eyes wide. What was there to say? That I was kidnapped and taken to a top secret facility hidden under a grocery store? That it was because I was the special one? Number 7? The one granted more powers than any sane man could fathom? Or that, amidst all that, I fell in love?

No, there was nothing more to say other than that some ugly guy kidnapped me. 

*WARNING*: This novel may contain peanuts and/or other allergens including but not limited to; pickles, walruses, aliens, pina coladas, and Brad. If you know you are allergic to any of the aforementioned allergens, please DO NOT refrain from reading this book, as it poses no harm to the general public. However, if you seem to be related to any form of piglet squid, we must kindly ask you to return to the ocean or your car will be towed and you will be responsible for dragging it back from the depths of hell. Thank you. 

Ingredients: mature language, ugly bald men, an LGBTQ+ side romance, nosebleeds, bad decisions, and physical harm to pickles. 

#22 in "pina" 
#444 in "slime" 
#51 in "Ugly"
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*[amazing] cover by SayjenerateAll Rights Reserved

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My crush's dad wants me dead by nisha325

"Would you ever kiss me?" he asked "Well I find the saliva exchange gross and very.." "Emily! !" he snapped. "Alright.. Maybe." I said being honest? "Maybe?" He questioned then started to get closer to me, a little too close. So close that I could feel him breathing on my face and neck. I tried to move back but there wasn't any more space on the couch. What happened to the rest of the couch? Did it magically shrink? "Ryan?" I asked getting a little nervous "Yeah," he mumble. "What are you doing?" I asked, are noses were almost touching. "I'm trying to kiss you, so hush," he respond like it was the most natural thing to do. He started to lean in are lips were almost touching when a hard knock came from the front door. But that didn't seem to stop Ryan, it was like he didn't hear anything until they knock again. "Um, the door knock, " I said stupidly "I mean someone is at the door." I stood up. Ryan just seemed irritated. "I'll go get it." I said and headed to the door. What I saw when I opened the door made me want to run and hide. Ryan's dad was standing there with a gun in his hand. Well I've live long enough Emily is just a normal girl that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Annoyed by her best guy friend she accepted going to a party with him which leads her into a messy scene that almost causes her life. But what happens when a boy saves her? Then they have to run from a criminal that wants to kill them, which is the boy's dad? Read and find out! The drama is just starting.

[Editing] Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios by Climax_Together

THIS BOOK IS UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION, CHARACTERS ARE BEING REMOVED WHILE OTHERS ARE BEING ADDED IN. MASSIVE CHANGES ARE IN STORE FOR EACH CP SO ALL APOLOGIES FOR THE MESS IT'LL BE FOR A FEW MONTHS!!! OR POSSIBLY FOREVER BECAUSE I'M LAZY AF. Additionally, I understand that Masky and Hoody aren't creepypastas. I began this book before I was aware of the fatal error, however I will keep these guys in, due to the fact that many of you adore the duo. Greetings, this was a book I started in late 2013 when I was amateur of writing, so I apologise for the ridiculousness of this book. I'm personally not a fan girl of Creepypasta, that's a bit much for me. However, this was a way for me to interact with others and get a feel of writing so hopefully you guys enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it! :) This includes: Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Hoody, Lost Silver, Glitchy Red, Laughing Jack, Dark Link, Ticci Toby, Dr Smiley, Homicidal Liu, The Bloody Painter, and Lord Zalgo Also thank you to Canva.com for helping me create this cover, as well as Pixabay.com for the image! ~Enjoy ♥

Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

A Pet for the Dragons by annablazer

❝Three dragons and their naughty little pet.❞ There's a rule in piracy - never fuck with the Dragons because they burn you alive. Literally. I'm not a fan of following rules, especially when the Dragons' hoarding obsession makes them the wealthiest patrons. I shouldn't be surprised when I'm kidnapped by the dragons upon failing to fulfil my end of an important deal. As if my luck couldn't be more of a bitch to me, I get kidnapped by none other than the three Dragons from one of the most powerful clans in the Arctic- Radrox, Ivret and Zorge. Now that they have me, I must pay for my failed deal in cash or kind. But that's not what they seem to be interested in, especially with the dwindling population of dragon ladies and their dangerous obsession with me. Those three dragons are definitely going to burn me but with a different kind of fire. ~ It can be read as a stand-alone book. Themes: slow burn, some BDSM, smut (loads of it), dirty talking, knotting, breeding, reverse harem, romance, kink exploration, action, world-building and a purely character-driven plot with wholesome and humorous moments :) What's not in the book? - Grape. Even though there's a power imbalance between the FL and the MLs, whatever happens between them and her involves consent. No cheating. The MLs don't do each other in this book.

Yes, I am crazy by mf_queen48

I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)

When A Villain Falls [Yandere Villain x Hero] by Lost_With_Alice

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite hero," the villain taunted, their voice dripping with mischief. "Always so serious. You know, seriousness doesn't look good on you. How about a little fun?" Suppressing the urge to react, I squared my shoulders and met their gaze with steely resolve. "Fun? You call destroying lives and spreading chaos 'fun'?" I shot back, refusing to be swayed by their honeyed words. But the villain persisted, closing the distance between us with a predatory grace. "Oh, come on now, don't pretend you don't feel the sparks between us," they purred, their eyes alight with an unsettling allure. "You and I, we could make quite the dynamic duo." I clenched my fists, the urge to strike rising within me. But I held back, reminding myself of the principles that guided my every action. "The only thing sparking between us is the clash of our ideals," I retorted, my voice firm. "I fight for justice, not for whatever twisted game you're playing." The villain's laughter echoed through the desolate alleyway, bouncing off the decaying walls. "Ah, but justice is such a dull concept, don't you think?" they sneered, circling me with a predatory grace. "How about we spice things up a bit?" I stood my ground, unwavering in my conviction. "I'll never stoop to your level," I declared, my tone unwavering. "My duty is to protect the innocent and uphold the law." But the villain was relentless, their words like poison seeping into my mind. "Duty, duty, duty," they mocked, their voice dripping with disdain. "You heroes are all the same. But deep down, you know there's a part of you that yearns for something more... exhilarating."

The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

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The Structural Silence *COMPLETE* (Book 1 of The Transition of Pinn) by HeatherJacobs123

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My crush's dad wants me dead

"Would you ever kiss me?" he asked "Well I find the saliva exchange gross and very.." "Emily! !" he snapped. "Alright.. Maybe." I said being honest? "Maybe?" He questioned then started to get closer to me, a little too close. So close that I could feel him breathing on my face and neck. I tried to move back but there wasn't any more space on the couch. What happened to the rest of the couch? Did it magically shrink? "Ryan?" I asked getting a little nervous "Yeah," he mumble. "What are you doing?" I asked, are noses were almost touching. "I'm trying to kiss you, so hush," he respond like it was the most natural thing to do. He started to lean in are lips were almost touching when a hard knock came from the front door. But that didn't seem to stop Ryan, it was like he didn't hear anything until they knock again. "Um, the door knock, " I said stupidly "I mean someone is at the door." I stood up. Ryan just seemed irritated. "I'll go get it." I said and headed to the door. What I saw when I opened the door made me want to run and hide. Ryan's dad was standing there with a gun in his hand. Well I've live long enough Emily is just a normal girl that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Annoyed by her best guy friend she accepted going to a party with him which leads her into a messy scene that almost causes her life. But what happens when a boy saves her? Then they have to run from a criminal that wants to kill them, which is the boy's dad? Read and find out! The drama is just starting.