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Welp Some Ugly Guy Kidnapped Me (On Hold)

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"Welp... some ugly guy kidnapped me" I turned around and left them all gaping, eyes wide. What was there to say? That I was kidnapped and taken to a top secret facility hidden under a grocery store? That it was because I was the special one? Number 7? The one granted more powers than any sane man could fathom? Or that, amidst all that, I fell in love?

No, there was nothing more to say other than that some ugly guy kidnapped me. 

*WARNING*: This novel may contain peanuts and/or other allergens including but not limited to; pickles, walruses, aliens, pina coladas, and Brad. If you know you are allergic to any of the aforementioned allergens, please DO NOT refrain from reading this book, as it poses no harm to the general public. However, if you seem to be related to any form of piglet squid, we must kindly ask you to return to the ocean or your car will be towed and you will be responsible for dragging it back from the depths of hell. Thank you. 

Ingredients: mature language, ugly bald men, an LGBTQ+ side romance, nosebleeds, bad decisions, and physical harm to pickles. 

#22 in "pina" 
#444 in "slime" 
#51 in "Ugly"
YEEEEEEEEEEET

*[amazing] cover by SayjenerateAll Rights Reserved

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To Keep You by TheChristianPrincess

Love is a treacherous snare, luring you in with its sweet, intoxicating allure. Like a mosquito helpless against the pull of blood, you're drawn to its addictive taste. It beckons you with the irresistible force of honey to a bear, slowly draining your soul of its vitality like a bat feasting on blood. And then, its venom strikes, killing you with the deadly precision of a snake's bite. But love has set its sights on me, singling me out like a lone star in the midnight sky. Yet, I have a warning for it: I won't be toyed with or ensnared again. Love may be a game for the naive and the innocent, but I'm neither fool nor child. I'm an Oleander, guarding my heart with deadly precision. Dare to come close, and I'll strike with a poisonous kiss, protecting myself from love's toxic grasp. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Second Book In 'To Love A Godly Man ' series. This book can not be read as a stead alone. You must read To Know You first. This story does contain some vulgar words because of how the characters are designed and how they impact the story. Cover was designed by me.

My Second Chance[To Your Eternity] *Under Editing by FiyumiSillen

!DISCLAMER! I do not own any artwork or the anime/manga To Your Eternity. I do own some of the characters and the plot. CHAPTERS ARE STILL UNDER EDITING! BEWARE OF CONFUSION AND OOC! 07/25/22 For future readers who have found this book...I apologize. This book is still confusing and is very much in a unfinished state and I if you wish to proceed I cannot stop you. But please keep in mind that this is not very well written and I have no current plans in finishing/rewriting/adding a sequel to it since I have lost interest in it. Hope this reaches you and Byeee... I hope you enjoy it regardless..dear reader. ¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤ "Every living creature has their own will it doesn't matter what it is...may it be to survive, money, love, happiness, freedom, or for someone else's sake...since their will is what makes them a living being" ". . ." "Then what if that creature doesn't have one?" "Then they are nothing but a wandering monster who doesn't know what to do like immortals..." "Then does that mean I'm a monster?" "What makes you say that? Actually never mind....you know you're the sweetest and kindest person I have ever known....we just need to find your reason to live aka your will" "Okay I understand" . . . "A mindless wandering monster huh.....seems like I just described myself" ¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤●●●¤ A revived boy wanders into the world full of bad and good as he sets out to find his reason to live! Date published: 05/05/21 Date finished: Completed Hiatus Discontinued On Going√

The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true

Mansion in the Woods by ourcreepypastalover

Hostage. Prisoner. What ever you wish to call it. They won't let me nor my friends leave. Taken by a cannibalistic family and claimed I was being adopted into their family. I already have a family of my own. And what of my friends that's with me? They're the main course. In the little town of Norbury, Canada, there have been several people disappearing without a trace. A couple of my colleagues and I decided to do a news article and discover the reasons for all the missing people. However I never realized the horrors that would await us in the quiet little town. The town is not a real place in Canada, I just made it up. This is my first story ever so if I have grammar mistakes PLEASE CORRECT ME!!! I'm not a writer but I've had this idea in my head ever since I watched Hostel and Wrong Turn so I figured I'd see if anyone else is interested. I don't own any of the images Warning! the first few chapters are a bit bumpy but they get better! Warning!!! Graphic content, Violence, Gore, Torture!!!

Fire With Fire |COMPLETE| by cloud9_forever

Anaya and Avil, the two can't stand each other's presence. To her, Avil is the Satan himself and to him, she is the devil. The two have been enemies since they can remember and constantly play pranks on each other. If you're thinking one or both of them love each other and are doing this to gain each other's attention; you're dead wrong. Love is completely out of question when hate surrounds them like a blanket. But on one fateful day, when Anaya and Avil are kidnapped (the kidnappers mistaking them for two others), Anaya and Avil must learn to work together and figure out a plan to escape. And during their time together, Anaya and Avil find out a secret that had been kept from them all these years and are least to say - shocked. Find out about Anaya and Avil's adventure together, their secret and whether love will conquer them in the end (a total cliché thing if I do say so myself). Warning : There are grammar errors as I'm not a professional writer. Hateful and rude comments will be deleted. This is my first Wattpad novel. MAJOR EDITING NEEDED! Updates : I update on weekends. I don't update during my exams. Cover : @missmakeovermycover First Ranking : #352 - Humor (13/05/2016) Highest Ranking : #55 - Humor (02/07/2016) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved.

Being The Gang's Baiter by simone_08379

You know I was never that one kid at school who everyone feared. I was bullied every single day, day in and day out. The day I became feared, It was kind of just brought onto me on a random day. Literally. I was walking home from the store one day, and I was kidnapped by the hottest guys at the school. They told me that if I helped them then I could never be bullied again, and they will always protect me. Well who wants to get bullied? Hearing that was like music to my ears, so of course I joined. If I could tell you today It was one of the most confusing, exhilarating, childish, and fearful rides of my life. All I have to do is lure in my target without getting caught by other gangs. Easy enough right? Wrong. ••••MATURE CONTENT•••• Currently Editing & Fixing

The Bad Boys Badass by Marie_Vanderpoel

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A Pet for the Dragons by annablazer

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To Keep You

Love is a treacherous snare, luring you in with its sweet, intoxicating allure. Like a mosquito helpless against the pull of blood, you're drawn to its addictive taste. It beckons you with the irresistible force of honey to a bear, slowly draining your soul of its vitality like a bat feasting on blood. And then, its venom strikes, killing you with the deadly precision of a snake's bite. But love has set its sights on me, singling me out like a lone star in the midnight sky. Yet, I have a warning for it: I won't be toyed with or ensnared again. Love may be a game for the naive and the innocent, but I'm neither fool nor child. I'm an Oleander, guarding my heart with deadly precision. Dare to come close, and I'll strike with a poisonous kiss, protecting myself from love's toxic grasp. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Second Book In 'To Love A Godly Man ' series. This book can not be read as a stead alone. You must read To Know You first. This story does contain some vulgar words because of how the characters are designed and how they impact the story. Cover was designed by me.