BuzzFeed Unsolved, but They're Retarded

BuzzFeed Unsolved, but They're Retarded

I_Miss_My_Hot_Pocket

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Last published Wed, Feb 13, 2019

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yEeT I'm finna DaB and shOVe this HORrid bOok of sAD meMeS in yoUR fAcE.

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