I'm Glad We Met (bxb)

When I was a child, I would not stop crying.

Every time I cried, my mother would say the same thing, "If you continue to cry, I will call the police and tell them to put you in jail. Do you want that?"

As soon as I heard the words police and jail, I clenched my mouth shut, fought to keep my tears at bay.

"No powese.......no powese...." I whimpered.

"That's what I thought." My mother bopped my nose with a smile.

20 years later, still have my lisp, and........I fell in love with a police officer.