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Some Cheese To Spread~πŸ’œ
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Zeal_Vera
Ongoing, First published Feb 14, 2019
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Just some dumb shit going on


β˜‘οΈ Swearing 🀬

β˜‘οΈ  Fluff / Funny ☁️ πŸ˜‚

β˜‘οΈ  Lots of cheese πŸ§€

β˜‘οΈ  Pick up lines πŸ’¬

Smut? βŒπŸš«πŸ’”

This: March to April

rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more.
is now on 4th place :)


13th in playful out of 541 stories! & maybe more.
is now on 17th place :(


77th in pick-up-lines out of 1000 + stories!
is now on 60th place :)


and 106th in cheesy out of 1000 + stories!
is now on 95th place :)



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