Some Cheese To Spread~π
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Last published Tue, Apr 23, 2019
Just some dumb shit going on
βοΈ Swearing π€¬
βοΈ Fluff / Funny βοΈ π
βοΈ Lots of cheese π§
βοΈ Pick up lines π¬
Smut? βπ«π
This: March to April
rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more.
is now on 4th place :)
13th in playful out of 541 stories! & maybe more.
is now on 17th place :(
77th in pick-up-lines out of 1000 + stories!
is now on 60th place :)
and 106th in cheesy out of 1000 + stories!
is now on 95th place :)
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