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Wedding Weight

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Reads 43,995
Votes 2,622
Parts 14
Time 1h 33m

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#103 in General Fiction / #162 in Short Story

Summary: When Robyn gets engaged to Brian, her second thought is "I love this man!" But her first thought is, “I have to lose weight!” So she signs up for an exclusive weight loss program called Tenacity for Women. They say that results are guaranteed. And boy, do they mean it.

What follows is a hilarious odyssey of diet, exercise and madness!All Rights Reserved

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How it Happened by lalalalawriting

So, I'm kinda clumsy. I tripped when I walked across the stage to receive my high school diploma, knocked down a ladder that was supporting my dad, and sneezed into a wall. Yup, you read that right. I sneezed myself into a wall. So maybe I am a walking train-wreck trapped in a lanky twenty-two-year-old girl's body. At least my family loves me-tolerates me might be a better way of phrasing it-but even with my clumsiness I'm still able to get by with minimal craziness and just a whole lot of embarrassment. A whole lot. That is until the fateful September day I find myself chasing a chicken into a wedding cake. My sister's wedding cake. . . on her wedding day. . . in the middle of the reception. . . in front of two hundred other guests. I've got a new number one on my list of embarrassing moments, but this time I swear it wasn't my fault. I blame that chicken, my grandma, and the stupid bowtie she put on it, probably hoping to marry me off, so she can have the best man all to herself. Okay, fine, so maybe it was totally my fault, but. . . This is how it happened ©2018 ℓαℓαℓαℓαwriting

The Marriage Contest by Keri8794

~~ Book 3 of The Marrying You Series. This can be read as a stand alone but I recommened you read the other two books too. ~~ Vanessa Brady is thirty and single. Her brother is happily married to an amazing woman and no one was more shocked by it than her but, while everyone around her seems to be moving on with life, she has remained where she has always been. When one Friday night turns into a sad pity party, Vanessa finds herself agreeing to something she would never before be caught dead doing but... desperate times call for desperate measures. The advertisement didn't promise any success of being chosen but, the prize was worth the gamble. The game was simple, agree to marry a complete stranger on live television and allow the world to watch your first year of marriage. If you succeed in lasting that long, the prize of one million dollars is yours to spend. On the day of her wedding, no one is more disappointed than her at her new husband Jonah. He is nothing like the men she goes for but she wants the prize. It all seems rather easy but Vanessa will soon learn that the first year is always the hardest and it's only made worse with a stranger. With cameras and the country watching their relationship, can Vanessa find a level of normal anywhere? What happens when her ex boyfriend and the father of her child suddenly reappears swearing to get her back? Vanessa may just learn something along the way but, on her quest to win, she may just end up losing a lot more than she hoped. Highest rank: #63 in Chicklit

My loveless marriage by sandysandra92

#65 in onesidedd - 9/9/2018 #637 in chicklit - 30/5/2018 #595 in chicklit - 4/6/2018 #24 in onesidedlove - 17/6/2018 #448 in chicklit - 17/6/2018 --------- What do you do when you love someone so much, that it physically hurts to be away from them?? What do you do when you love someone so much but they don't reciprocate it back? They say love is blind. But I say that Love is blind, deaf and dumb. Love is important for a happy marriage. Our protagonists are in love, but not with each other! While Abhimanyu loves his wife, his wife is still stuck in her past, unable to love Abhimanyu back. Of course these two end up getting married! But would they end up falling in love with each other? Would their marriage sustain? Or end? But firstly, how do they even end up getting married? Curious?? Read on to find out more! A/N : This story is very close to my heart and well, it's my baby project! I am excited to write this story and share it with you all. Hope you like it because one-sided love is something almost all of us can relate with! Do vote and comment to let me know how you feel!! Loads of love and cheers! - M P.S - @thatwonredhead thank you for the beautiful cover!

Winners Don't Have Bad Days (Watty 2020 Winner, Romance) by DomiSotto

When a total stranger knows what eats you, maybe they are your one true love. Even if you don't know it yet. || On Friday the 13th, two twenty-something, Daya and Mike, end up in a mutually beneficial arrangement: she is his caregiver after he breaks his foot; he provides room&board to help her out with a teeny-tiny cash flow problem. Not a whiff of a romance, strictly business. And for a while, all is good... for about five minutes, that is. What can an overweight man, a video game obsessed librarian, know about her quitting a challenging sport of figure skating, Daya scoffs. He needs to get off her case and sort out his binge eating! What does a celery-chewing skating diva care about his failure as a PhD candidate, Mike wonders. She is just replacing her dreams with his non-existing problems instead of pursuing her one true passion! With the two already teetering on the brink of mutually assured destruction, oil splashes onto the flames when Daya resumes her never-ending quest for skating triumph at Canadian Nationals. (Well, that should make Mike happy, right? Right?) But isn't there *something* worth fighting for *together*? Like, you know, love? COMPLETED. First Published: August 19, 2019 Trigger warning: This story contains themes of eating disorders and body image insecurity (male).

Just for Now by MelanieGaleaz

Cole and Allison have been in love for as long as either of them could remember. They had gone from sandbox partners, to high school sweethearts, and then to husband and wife. They had always been in love. Until one day they weren't. Marital problems were nothing new to the world, but having them right before your sister's destination wedding complicated some things. To avoid taking attention away from his sister and her fiancé, Cole and Allison decide to pretend to still be together for the duration of the wedding. The family vacation to Aruba prior to the wedding may complicate things, but they both agreed to fake it. This was the decision that was best for everyone. They would figure things out and tell everyone about the separation when they got back from the trip. And so, they would just have to fake it... just for now. Book Three of the "Just for" Series Can be read as a stand-alone Approximately 65k words

It's time to move on by JanakiS01

She picked up some item from the shelf and was about to turn away when I suddenly said "Don't buy that" I don't know why the hell I said that. I don't even know what she is picking. Scared that she might go away, I said the first words that came into my mind. She stopped suddenly and turned back to look at me. A look of shock held her face before it turned to that of confusion. Why the hell is she confused? My eyes involuntarily moved to the shelf from where she has picked the item and I was beyond shocked. Holy Shit. Lying on the top shelf of the counter were stock of tampons-different brands along with few other girly items and I realized I just told a girl not to buy tampons. F**k.. How the hell am I supposed to explain that? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a cute love story of Anna Haven and Jason Samuels who are completely different from each other, yet similar in a lot of ways. This story is their journey from friendship to love. What happens when the girl who moves from one city to another suddenly finds herself in the company of a guy and his best friends? How did the guy become the most important person in her life and how did his friends become her family that she's ready to put everything behind her. A story of friendship, love and most importantly life. Highest #: 26 in Chicklit

Coffee Shop [WILL BE TAKEN DOWN 2/1] by veelozada

When Kay leaves home to discover herself and meets Brian, the handsome scarred owner of a coffee shop that shares her name, she must decide if she has enough heart for more than just herself. *** Kay Ruiz leaves home to prove that she can live on her own, that she's an adult, and with the help of her brother, Jun, she moves to the city to begin her quest for self-discovery. She considers herself lucky to find an apartment and a job not too far from it. And having Brian as a handsome boss is a plus. But when she falls for him and learns there are secrets to the scars on his face, she must decide if she has enough heart to love more than just herself. *** 💕 Wattpad Editor's Pick June 2021 💕 Wattpad Editor's Pick April 2022 💕 Featured on @Chicklit "Adulthood" 💕 Featured on @romance 💕 Featured on @NA 💕 Featured on @FreethePoc [THIS STORY WILL BE FREE ON NOVEMBER 2, 2023] ⇢awards: 💕 honorable mention in the 3rd Annual Ohana Awards - romance category 💕 2nd place Romance - Golden Arrow Awards 💕 2nd place in Romeo's Diary Jedi Awards 2019 💕 1st place in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun "Chicklit" - Punk Rock Awards 2019 💕 1st place in Chicklit/New Adult - WinterRoseSociety WRA 2020 ⇢ CONTENT WARNING: adult situations, some language, and brief sexual content. Copyright © Vee Lozada Exclusive to W A T T P A D Cover designed by Ren T

My Ex (BWWM)✔ (#Wattys2019) by LouiseC13

2nd place in Wicked Awards 3rd place in The Waterfall Awards "You're real funny Kevin Reynolds, the marriage is just a contract so no I'm not going to be faithful to you. If I feel like getting some dick, I will and that's final," I told him. "No you won't, for these two years you're mine and mine only," he said. He walked away and opened the door. Giving me one last glance, he walked slamming the door on his way out. Brianna is forced into an arranged marriage to help her parents get out of debt. She had no problem with it until she realized who she would be married to; she would marry none other than Kevin, her ex.

Year of the Chick (book 1 in the "Year of the Chick" series) by romimoondi

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that's just the first two chapters. In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West." To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. And that's when she meets a fellow writer. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"? Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love. Tick-tock. --------------------------------------------- "Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon! LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!

HIDDEN VOWS by xorlaliopel

[Formerly titled Billion's Bride] [STATUS - EDITING] "I want a church wedding." "You want a church wedding?" He seethed. "Are you also open to consummating this holy matrimony?" Her eyes shot up to meet his. Her heartbeat could be heard in the quiet room after the true meaning of what he was asking, settled in. "Believe me, Em, if I take you to that altar, it will be to honor every last vow I take." His eyes travelled briefly to the erratic rise and fall of her chest. "Now tell me, Em..." fixing his gaze back on hers, he asked, his voice low, "Are you willing to share my bed?"

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How it Happened cover

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Winners Don't Have Bad Days (Watty 2020 Winner, Romance) cover

Just for Now cover

It's time to move on cover

Coffee Shop [WILL BE TAKEN DOWN 2/1] cover

My Ex (BWWM)✔ (#Wattys2019) cover

Year of the Chick (book 1 in the "Year of the Chick" series) cover

HIDDEN VOWS cover

How it Happened

So, I'm kinda clumsy. I tripped when I walked across the stage to receive my high school diploma, knocked down a ladder that was supporting my dad, and sneezed into a wall. Yup, you read that right. I sneezed myself into a wall. So maybe I am a walking train-wreck trapped in a lanky twenty-two-year-old girl's body. At least my family loves me-tolerates me might be a better way of phrasing it-but even with my clumsiness I'm still able to get by with minimal craziness and just a whole lot of embarrassment. A whole lot. That is until the fateful September day I find myself chasing a chicken into a wedding cake. My sister's wedding cake. . . on her wedding day. . . in the middle of the reception. . . in front of two hundred other guests. I've got a new number one on my list of embarrassing moments, but this time I swear it wasn't my fault. I blame that chicken, my grandma, and the stupid bowtie she put on it, probably hoping to marry me off, so she can have the best man all to herself. Okay, fine, so maybe it was totally my fault, but. . . This is how it happened ©2018 ℓαℓαℓαℓαwriting