"Everything isn't quite what it was, and that doesn't make any sense at all, does it?" Her name is Astoria Borealis. At least that's what it was at one time. Her world, Learth, is a place of Nosense. The days of the week are always mixed up (the weekends felt like retiring) and everyone hates Mondays, so how could you blame them? Cats can be dogs, and Names can have people. Some say something went wrong when creating the dimensions of this world. Anyhow, Learth is not normal. Everyone knows this. But do they? Universe traveler Del Robben happens upon this strange world, which is achingly similar to the Earth he has left behind. Except at the same time everything seems horribly wrong. There, he meets Astoria and realizes her eyes are the colors of the lights in the Sky, and they see things much differently than his. Can the two find their way out of this twisted universe before it's Nosense completely takes over?