Fate Called Me A Pussy
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Last published Thu, Feb 13, 2020
When adventure calls, 16 year old James Imperial chooses to roll over and go back to sleep.
However, Fate is an easily offended woman and decided to kick him out of his comfort zone with a mission to head back in time and collect the Cards of Fate.
An Ace, Jack, King and Queen await for him in time that has already passed.
Can James get his shit together long enough to collect all the cards, or will Fate win?
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Cover by the amazing ThatWeirdoOtaku
Edited by the phenomenal RebeckaV03
Genre runner up in the 2019 Earnesty Awards!
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