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The Aussie Dictionary

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Ever had that one Aussie friend ask if you wanna snag and a cold one and you wondered 'what the fuck are they on about?' well now you can figure out what they're on about with this book
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Cracker quotes
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you through it hard enough at the cunt"
"Stop worrying about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia"
"Look at that Humongous Rat!" "Carl, that's a Kangaroo" "Oh"

"WARNING: This is written by an aussie so it will have mature language"Todos los derechos reservados

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