The Aussie Dictionary
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Ever had that one Aussie friend ask if you wanna snag and a cold one and you wondered 'what the fuck are they on about?' well now you can figure out what they're on about with this book
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Cracker quotes
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you through it hard enough at the cunt"
"Stop worrying about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia"
"Look at that Humongous Rat!" "Carl, that's a Kangaroo" "Oh"
"WARNING: This is written by an aussie so it will have mature language"
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𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝑵𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒚𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒐𝒏𝒖𝒏𝒈
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There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.
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