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Halp.

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Parts 29
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Reads 936
Votes 42
Parts 29
Time <5 mins

A collection of (very bad) haikus describing my life and inner thoughts.

...I swear I can actually write XD just sometimes the call of stupidity is too strong!


#1 in badpoetry(2/21/19)
- My greatest accomplishment XD
#1 in imajoke(5/2/19)
- so true XD
#1 in thisisgarbage(11/18/19)
- it sure is XDAll Rights Reserved

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"I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" 💌 by Vanyudhi

Writer ~ Rithvik Singh For my mother , My heart is a flower at your feet . Thank you for being the only person who always loves me , even at my worst [ Page No. 2 ] This book will make you feel too many things , all at once just like life does sometimes . [ Page No. 3 ] Dear reader , I love you . and I hope you love yourself enough to leave anyone who breaks your heart . Your heart was mean to be worshiped , not turned into a war zone . I hope this book feels like a warm hug to you . I wrote this book for the ones who feel everything too deeply . You're right i wrote this book for you . 💓 [ Page No. 4 ]

Their Song Titles, My Poetry by Mandylv92

Here are poems based on song titles of famous artists that I wrote. Each chapter will be the artist's name and each poem will have a handful of the titles to their biggest hits in them. Let me know what you think and how many of their songs you can find. Each of these artists are extremely talented and over the course of my life I have listened to their music. They go in no type of order.

Crafting The Lust by Hyontee

King Hwang Hyunjin invited a painter for her beloved wife. When he falls for the painter instead. Impressive ranks #11 in poetry 2024/11/08 #17 in art 2024/11/10

Doctor Husband (Complete) by khatKhat396

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Bits and pieces by Unvanquished

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« ياقلب دقات الهوى لاعبتني قامت تمايل بالدلع كانه العود » by jjjl1i

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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪 ᵒᶠ 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 ʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒⁿ ប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណចាប់ស្នែហ៍ by sunsun_bl

រឿងរ៉ាវបែបមិនធម្មតាមួយ ពីក្មេងដែលគេត្រូវគេធ្វើបាបប្រែក្លាយជាអ្នកប្រុសដែលមានអំណាចកាចមិនធម្មតា វាជាការប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណមួយចូលខ្លួនមួយទៀត ហួយ៎ ក៏ប្រែតែគេត្រូវបានដាក់ឈ្មោះថាជា omega តែប៉ុណ្ណោះ ប៉ុន្តែការដែលមានភេទជា omega គឺតែងតែត្រូវគេមើលងាយជានិច្ចព្រោះទន់ខ្សោយ តើនឹងមានរឿងអ្វីកើតឡើងក្រោយ omega តូចប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណហើយ គេបានជួបជាមួយ Mafia ម្នាក់នោះ...ហើយMafia ម្នាក់នោះជាមិត្តកាលគេនៅនឹងរាងកាយចាស់

Things We Wish We Had Said Or Did. by Rott_X3

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Trapped in my own head by WildImaginations16

She is an outcast. She finds it easier to express what she feels in the form of writing. Whether it is poems, letters or long texts. These are poems that she writes trying to describe how it feels to live with certain mental health issues, in a world that disregards outcasts. So, these are on the darker side of the spectrum. Some poems might be distressing for some readers. I personally enjoy consuming dark content, it's kinda like a coping mechanism. I really hope none of you relate with any of these :) I'll be posting only poems here, I'll try to be as active as I can. The poems are not in any order. They are just the thoughts that pop up any time of the day. (8.11.2023) PS: Please check out 'safe space'. I need your help to make it a real safe space, readers! Ranking: #1 shortpoem #1 distressing #1 poetry (17.1.2024) #1 poem (24.1.2024)

Blood Orange Periphery by PienPouwels

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"I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" 💌

Writer ~ Rithvik Singh For my mother , My heart is a flower at your feet . Thank you for being the only person who always loves me , even at my worst [ Page No. 2 ] This book will make you feel too many things , all at once just like life does sometimes . [ Page No. 3 ] Dear reader , I love you . and I hope you love yourself enough to leave anyone who breaks your heart . Your heart was mean to be worshiped , not turned into a war zone . I hope this book feels like a warm hug to you . I wrote this book for the ones who feel everything too deeply . You're right i wrote this book for you . 💓 [ Page No. 4 ]