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ShyGuySamurai
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ShyGuySamurai
Ongoing, First published Feb 15, 2019
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A collection of (very bad) haikus describing my life and inner thoughts.

...I swear I can actually write XD just sometimes the call of stupidity is too strong!


#1 in badpoetry(2/21/19)
- My greatest accomplishment XD
#1 in imajoke(5/2/19)
- so true XD
#1 in thisisgarbage(11/18/19)
- it sure is XD
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