cigarettes and candy
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MatureOngoing8m
Last published Wed, Jul 24, 2019
thrift stores, guns, and romance? what could go wrong...
A Dan x Phil AU where Dan and Phil meet in an asylum Dan being a level 6 and Phil a level 3. Phil doesn't see why Dan is considered so dangerous until he falls in love with him. that's where the fun begins.
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