Quirky Trump x Gordon Ramsay
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** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore **
A romance we'd all suspect.
Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is beautiful.
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