Queen and their horrible experience in Japan 1975

Queen's first trip to Japan would turn out to be one of the lowest points in their career.
Disgusting rituals, hostilities, curses, tensions, betrayals how much worse can this get?

DISCLAIMER: This is all just a parody and should not be taken seriously at all! No offence to Japan or the residents living there, I love the country very much!
Also includes profanity so if you're uncomfortable with that, you probably shouldn't read this.