SWEET AND SALTY (Willy Wonka x Mr. Salt)

Veruca is causing trouble in the factory again and now Wonka and Mr. Salt are stuck trying to find her. Next thing you know Mr. Salt is picking up things he shouldn't and Wonka is stuck in a room with someone who wants to get in his pants. (Could be a crack fic but that wasn't the intent) (Follows the sex pollen trope)

BEFORE YOU READ!!!!

My friend and I were joking about how well their ship would be and made this, I hadn't intended to share it but there's absolutely no fics (that I know about) for this ship so why not publish it?

ITS IMPORTANT YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE FROM THE MOVIES: I think we were leaning more to the characters in the musical and even made some art about how they would look like in the fic (though it wasn't completely accurate ;-;)

Lastly, I hope you enjoy the fic! This is the first actual fanfic I've ever written if you haven't already noticed :P I'm both proud and ashamed to say this is the first piece of writing/story I've written in about 5 years so yikes, please tell me if there's anything off about it, I'd really appreciate it! If you've read all the way down here then thanks, you're amazing!