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Alfred The Meme Dealer: The Sequel

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Parts 12
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The epic story continues!
This time Alfred will fight along side Ivan and his new friend Amelia to bring freedom to the European Union, and restore the right to meme to all. There will be many things that make no fruking sense! Things that are uh... rather questionable! And of course, shipping of all kinds!!

(Disclaimer: I no own Hetalia *-* 
Swearing is the only warning I can think of...)All Rights Reserved

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The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Maybe in another time (Russia Hetalia x Reader) by LiliaTheNobody

A Hetalian in 2024! Greetings everyone! This is a Hetalia Russia(Ivan Braginsky) x Reader. It is more on the angsty side, but it does have some enjoyable moments. Don't worry, it has a good ending. **Synopsis:** Your once-close friend, Ivan Braginsky, has become a pariah, feared and despised by nearly everyone. Under strict orders from Alfred, you're forbidden to approach him, but when you find Ivan alone in the World Meeting conference room, his despair pulls at your heart. Against all warnings, you try to reconnect, only to be stopped by Alfred, who threatens to erase you if you comfort the man he now sees as an enemy. Torn between loyalty and compassion, you're forced to choose between risking everything to save a friend or losing yourself. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia- Obviously.

Clueless Boy // Rusame // UkUs // by Rounsin1

Alfred knows that since he was little he was wanted. By England and France. But it comes as a surprise that he is not only wanted, but desired. By two special individuals. A clueless boy trapped between two nations that would go to the ends of the earth to get him, how will he survive? //WARNING: lemons/smut involved. May deal with touchy subjects but there will always be a warning before the chapter begins.// This is my first book so I don't expect it to get popular :/ Cover art is by @floating-tea ! Thank you so much! This story is kinda weird and the character can act OOC at moments. I do not own Hetalia. All rights to the creators.

A Forlonged Love (a Hetalia fanfiction) by HoneyandBiscuits

First of all the disclaimer, I don't own hetalia. Second, please do not bash me for making a character. Third, as you can tell this is a romance. I'm not telling you who get together. (It takes all the fun away.) You can figure it out for yourself. I may pull your heart strings though and turn it all around on you guys. (Evil laughter.) I will post warnings at the beginning of chapters when I feel that it is needed to warn you of content. Well, read the prologue to find out if you want to read this! Have fun! ^-^

HETALIA TopCanons & Crack (+facts/more) by Daykkum

Inside this book you will find the usual Hetalia madness in a collection the best headcanons, crack, facts and more that are the 3 F's (funny/fluffy/feelsy) and will make you fangirl, LOL, facepalm, cry, facepalm again or all of the above. Each chapter also includes a photo! *Request's accepted! *Contains ships/pairings

RusEng (Russia x England) by Captain_Kirkland48

I don't own Hetalia or the characters there won't be any smut in this so it's safe, tell me your opinions in the comments. In this story, I'm making them slowly fall in love The picture is mine so please don't steal x

When Paths Cross [HETALIA] by stellarchique

Yong Soo, and his roommates decide to take a trip to Niagara Falls from their home in Busan before two of them enlist in the compulsory military service. Meanwhile, Alfred is a student at NYU who's visiting his Canadian brother in the same area over his school's break. What will happen when their paths cross? [Complete] [DISCLAIMER: also do not own Hetalia or any of the characters, *copyright bullshit*, yada yada]

Forever and Always is Complicated (UsUk Fanfiction) by boredngay

Alfred and Arthur had been dating for a little while, but now they had been just drifting apart. They didn't feel the same way they did when they first started dating, the spark was gone. or so they thought. They bickered and fought over everything nowadays. One day passed, weeks, months, and the big one happened.. The big fight that ended it all. Arthur left and the Hollywood Dream Team -dubbed by Francis- had broken up. It absolutely broke the both of them. Arthur learned how to cope; Alfred just wasn't the same. Present day, Arthur is haunted with awful flashbacks of the past, sometimes good as well, he's haunted with memories he'd rather forget. The same goes for Alfred, he just wants to do his job in peace but in all reality he just wants Arthur back, his forever and always. With a little help from Arthur's little brother and Francis and other friends Alfred does anything he can to get his forever and always back. I do not own Hetalia or its affiliates. I do not own Arthur Kirkland or Alfred Jones.

You ♡ Me ♡ Us by Emiko_Chanxoxo

Hetalia FrUsUk fanfic! After a Tradgedy, Alfred is left to grow up. Of course he was lucky to have his two best friends beside him, but he didn't expect just how close they would be. 😍So I mean....why not dabble in this?

Do It All Again (USUK) by hetaliatrashx

Arthur Kirkland (England) has just moved to Seattle from London. He never thought he would befriend the quirky American teenager known as Alfred F. Jones (America). He never thought he would come to fall in love with him either. Nor did Alfred expect to fall for the suicidal Brit. Can Alfred swoop in and save the depressed teen, or will things be taken to far? ALL OF THIS STORY IS ALFRED'S POV Warning// YAOI. If you don't know what that is, run. Run and never look back. Also a bit of lime content, but no lemon. Disclaimer// I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters. All credit goes to the owner of the fanart I use.

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The Actor

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).