Excerpts from a book I'm never going to write

THIS BOOK WAS SOMETHING THAT I WROTE VERY LATE AT NIGHT AND IS POSSIBLY VERY STUPID
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Welcome to excerpts from a book I'm never going to write. I started out writing the first part as just a random way to get my creativity flowing, but then I wrote 4 more. I don't know if it'll make sense to y'all but in my mind, it works. If you don't like it I won't be offended, just don't read it. Hope you enjoy.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.