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Das Leben wie es (nicht) sein soll

WRITERwithnoIDEAS5

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Reads 196
Votes 33
Parts 9
Time 24m

WRITERwithnoIDEAS5

leben mich satire

Es ist kein richtiges Buch... Mehr ein Eindruck meines Lebens. 
Und da es sowieso keiner liest ist es auch nicht wichtig wie und was ich schreibe es ist einfach all das was ich nicht sage, den berühmten Teil den man sich denkt um niemanden vor den Kopf zu stoßen. 
Wisst ihr es ist mehr Satire, mein ganzes Leben fühlt sich an wie aus einem miesen Text kopiert und übertragen ohne auch nur einen Punkt zu verändern. 
Es ist so als wolle mir das leben selbst das Leben zur Hölle machen in dem es mir weg nimmt was ich liebe, was ich mag in dem es mir mich selbst weg nimmt.... 
Viel Spaß beim Lesen eines Lebens was sich selbst nicht erträgt...nehmt euch popcorn und lest euch durch was mir so alles passiert. 
Ein Glück  mich die meisten hier nicht also habt Spaß und lasst eine Bewertung daAll Rights Reserved

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FEISTY BeasT by user316714523267

I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description

Serenus - Sarcastic Newcomer Edition by FactAndLore

So, here we are, all of us, lost in this mystical realm with zero memory of where we came from. It's like we all took the world's worst vacation, and now nobody can find their way back home. And guess what we have to guide us? A poem. Because why bother with maps or instructions when you can have cryptic, poetic nonsense? It's almost like Serenus wants us to play a twisted game of "figure it out before you die." Now, the world itself is a total trip. It's a magical land where anything is possible, except, apparently, for things making sense. But don't let the pretty flowers and magical buffets fool you-something's not quite right in this enchanted Eden. You've got all these resources lying around just begging to be used for peace, justice, and all those other warm, fuzzy ideals. It's like someone set up the perfect civilization starter kit, but forgot to mention that some of these folks are dead set on turning this dreamland into their own personal dystopia. And with their magical abilities, they're like toddlers wielding chainsaws-adorably dangerous, but mostly just dangerous. Meanwhile, me and my merry band of misfit friends are stuck trying to save this world from self-destruction. Because apparently, we're the only ones who read the brochure about this place being a "civilized society based on values." And while we're at it, I'm also on a little side quest to answer the age-old question: Who am I? It's not like I have bigger things to worry about, like, I don't know, preventing magical Armageddon or anything. With a charming mix of wit, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of "what-the-heck-is-going-on," the story of Serenus follows our nameless protagonist as they unravel the mysteries of this strange land, all while trying to avoid becoming dino-chow or the latest victim of a magical mishap. It's a tale of self-discovery, magical frisking, and just trying to survive another day in this oh-so-serene-and completely crazy-world.

𝙈 𝙔 𝙇 𝙊 𝙑 𝙀 𝙍 - ( 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚘 ) by breesturniolo

𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝔂, 𝓶𝔂, 𝓶𝔂, 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 ( ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ )

Memoirs of a Broke B*tch by albgotwords

here's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it.

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

Friend-Zoned by YOU_KILLED_KENNY13

"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)

TAUNT | CHRISTOPHER STURNIOLO by fl0werlyl0ve

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Little Moew (Hanako x reader x Tsukasa) [DISCONTINUED] by Shak_Swag

"Have you heard about No.8? The forgotten Cat!" "Tell me!" . . . The rumour said that there is a cat of luckiest ,yet the most bad luck among it, who dare to summoned it will have a... several questions if you worthy enough, but if you answer wrong one of them. You will get punishment by your whole life get shorter and suffer nothing like hell. If you answer all of them ,we don't know how many questions, the cat spirit will inked it's paw on your forehead - granted a lifefull wish by the end of the life is lucky. But very few people answer all of it right, very rare to say to th is day. And guess what? They don't remember a single thing just happened to them if they answer all correct / incorrect, they will think they just lucky and got blessed by god/unlucky by how life hard is it. That's why it call forgotten cat, erase all your early memories and make it like you just woke up that day. ★ {I don't own any characters here, a few art is mine and others not! Mostly official arts if you know} ★No.1 #YugiTwins (25/6/2024) ★No.1 #TsukasaYugixreader (28/6/2024) ★No.1 #Tbhkxreader (10/7/2024) ★No.1 #Teru (9/7/2024) ★No.3 #Hanakoxreader (30/8/2024)

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FEISTY BeasT

I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... ########## Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description