A Clever Reply
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A clever reply, a quick place to go in order to find something as a witty reply, or to obtain wit yourself. ;) The faster, the better! Ohoho~ See what I did there? DIRTY JOKE ALERT! LOL~ UMADBRO? UMAD. C: USOMAD. C: YUMADBRO?! Y?!? Iluhyew... Oh my God, seriously, why are you still reading this? It's pointless! Honestly! Though it is entertaining. ;) ............ I like your eyes. Reading me like---OH, OH DEAR! YOUR EYES! THEY FEEL SO GOOD READING ME! xD Seriously, bro. CLICK ME. CLICK ME. C: YES, LIKE THAT. OhHHHHHhhh, LiKe DaT! YUSTILLREAD?!? D< UGOREADSTORY! NAWT ME! Even if I do like it...
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