Guns, Fucking Guns
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In the distant future of 2011, in the city of New Orleans, the streets will run red. Because she fucking kills people. By she we mean Annie Gun, the insane gun-toting non-copyright infringing merc with a mouth. She has guns, that kill people. And she kills people with these guns. Why would you expect anything different from Annie fucking Gun? Oh by the way, retroactive curse warning, because were gonna say a lot of them. So Annie Gun is a poet, who likes to kill people, with words (and also guns). Her favorite kind of poetry, coincidentally, is also guns (the words are bullets). I guess you could say she's pretty fire with words. ANYWAY, one day, everything changed when it happened. Not an event per say, but literally, It; like Cousin It. Do you remember the Adams Family? Yea, you better, or else she'll fucking kill you. She loves the Adams Family so much, it's her favorite movie. But really, the actual story happens when she meets.... a maN! The man who killed her dog. It was a very special dog, because this dog, was a god damn machine gun. RIP machine gun dog, you will be missed. When will the actual plot begin? Right now idiot, because this machine gun dog killing asshole is on the run, and she's looking for him. So read the god damn book already, like what are you doing here still? Like, follow, review. <3
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