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Writing for the Writingly Impaired

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Now, girly, you say you want to learn to write? Well, let me tell you, I’ve read your stuff. You have a good plot, character development. . . But the construction? Needs some work, don’t you agree? So I’m gonna teach you about what really matters in the world of writing, and that’s one word. . .

Ice Cream.

EDIT: Reading this now, I just realized this is two words. How could I miss that? Ice. Cream. So. . .

So I'm gonna teach you about what really matters in the world of writing, and that's TWO words. . .

Ice Cream.All Rights Reserved

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Writing for the Writingly Impaired
Mon, Jul 30, 2012

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a simple sound | chishiya shuntaro by rainsoughtflowers

"why do you play?" he asked one evening, finding you had been practicing alone while the other residents were outside in the pool. his finger had tapped on the page you were fixated on, allowing you to glance up and meet his gaze as well as read the lips that spoke of syllables deaf to your ears. you peered at him curiously, and for a moment chishiya thought that maybe he had spoken too quick for you to comprehend. but before he could fix his mistake you were fixing your bench and tapping on the keys, a melody entrancing his ears. many emotions hit him at once, leaving him in a daze and struggling to grasp onto them all. but he listened, he put his full attention to the sounds you played trying to give him what he wanted. it was giving him a sense of...clarity was it? is this what the music you had no ability to understand leaving you with? why? it left him frustrated, for he was not happy with the outcome of his curiosity. how were you able to find such solitude in the very thing you lacked? what did that leave him with? eventually the sounds ceased, until you stilled your hands and dropped them to lay in your lap. you peered up at him, awaiting his reaction and chishiya could only provide you with a fake enough smile to label him a phony, "how peculiar."

Random things by GARFIXNOTTHERE

This is going to be random things I write and will never finish maybe... but I might continue who knows. Again I write only to practice. Most of these are actual things that I have in my google docs and just have it hidden so don't be alarmed when ou see a difference in my writing stye. This might have a little NSFW stuff -soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... You know the drill hunker it down and make it snappy.

𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 | 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 by annieleonheartx

𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪 𝘹 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥. 𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢 𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘏 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 _

The Robotic Hero (Boku no Hero Academia Fan Fiction) by ultimatelytired

re-written because I've been thinking of her lately and I've done her so dirty ...

The Journey... (A true Story) by KellyNicole672

"I can't do this anymore; I just can't!" A line said in almost every individual's life. We all at one stage in our life dealt with such pain; where dying is easier then living. But, it's all a rollarcoaster that we have to fight through. I was once a shy, scared and sad little girl and now I'm a confident, compassionate and cheerful young lady. But, I wasn't always like this; at many stages I was extremely depressed. I know this seems like the stereotypical teenager's story but it was something much much more. Give my story a read and lets ride the rollarcoaster together. You never truly know what can impact you the most. It could be a book or even another person. Never close yourself off to be alone because you're shutting yourself from the beautiful world we live in together. Expect the unexpected and always reach for the stars. I hope you guys ride along and we can over come any scenario together as one.

MISSING by KarlOConnor

A dream I had that forced its way out of my head and onto Wattpad. A story that wants to be told. The night of July 23rd going into the morning of July 24th 2015 I had a dream as I slept, a dream that played like a movie. When I woke, I felt I just had to write it. It wanted to come out. I wrote over 2,700 words then and there before doing anything else. A week later and a story became complete at a little over 7,700 words. This, for a long time, was something I really wanted to return to. There was and is so much more that I thought could be done with this tale, so as January 2022 comes to a close, a return does come to that world. Those 7,7000 words have become 8,600 words of an opening story in this ... world. The time had come to explore this world a little further ... a second tale, complementing the first, written between January 31st - February 2nd 2022 now takes the total word count to just under 12,800 words. If you check it out then I hope you enjoy.

Emotional// The one-shot book by Cat_Nerd_Enby

Most of my book ideas come from an suddent surge of emotion. I need to write it out so I can get it off my chest. Or rather belly. When I get an idea it just starts swelling in my stomach and spreads to my lungs and it hurts but I'm so inspired and hungry that I want to write the one-shot quickly. Or slowly. THERE'S SMUT BUT YOU CAN IGNORE IT.

HEAVEN AND BACK ; Y. CHISHIYA by Redolen

"𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨." - 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆. 𝘾.𝘼. After you both survived the "meteor", there was something that Chishiya really wanted to tell you. It was something that he's planned to for quite a while, but could never find the right time to tell you. When will it happen?.. And will all be well after?

Coincidence | Chishiya x Reader by fightmeyall

*rewriting so it doesn't look like a teenage me wrote it anymore* :)

The Limitless Curse (Rewrite taking over the original story) by Jacko1478963

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a simple sound | chishiya shuntaro

"why do you play?" he asked one evening, finding you had been practicing alone while the other residents were outside in the pool. his finger had tapped on the page you were fixated on, allowing you to glance up and meet his gaze as well as read the lips that spoke of syllables deaf to your ears. you peered at him curiously, and for a moment chishiya thought that maybe he had spoken too quick for you to comprehend. but before he could fix his mistake you were fixing your bench and tapping on the keys, a melody entrancing his ears. many emotions hit him at once, leaving him in a daze and struggling to grasp onto them all. but he listened, he put his full attention to the sounds you played trying to give him what he wanted. it was giving him a sense of...clarity was it? is this what the music you had no ability to understand leaving you with? why? it left him frustrated, for he was not happy with the outcome of his curiosity. how were you able to find such solitude in the very thing you lacked? what did that leave him with? eventually the sounds ceased, until you stilled your hands and dropped them to lay in your lap. you peered up at him, awaiting his reaction and chishiya could only provide you with a fake enough smile to label him a phony, "how peculiar."