no homo! ||s e l o b e r t|| .DISCONTINUED.
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"10 minute heaven!!" alone shouted as he shoved both Albert and selozar into the room, locking the door behind them. selozar stayed in the corner of the room making NO eye contact with the half flustered yet laughing man in front of him. Albert decided he would make a joke out of this moment and kiss selozar quickly "m W A H!" Albert said. selozar gasped and his cheeks burn at the sudden action, Albert's eyes widen and he quickly says "oh oops.. NO HOMO!!"
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this is gonna start off like the 10 minute heaven that happened in Albert video. but i'm gonna switch it up a bit, and its gonna lead on differently.
hope yall enjoy it! tbh i hesitated a bit before actually making this book lmao-
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BOOK COVER ART IS NOT MINE, IF YALL DO KNOW THE CREATOR OF IT PLS TELL ME AND I WILL CREDIT THEM PROPERLY !
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may add some suicidal thoughts, etc, but i will put a warning before a chapter that contains any graphic content or suicide. there will be no smut.. dont even ask for any smut, i respect the myth community and albert, this story is only for fun and for the fellow shippers. if i am asked by albert or any of the other myths, to take down this story, i gladly will. i dont have the intentions of making anyone feel bad, so i respect everyones opinions..
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