A first person twist on a original horror story plot
Your car broke down.... there is nothing for miles and you are pissed..you get out of your car only to find a normal looking house
everything is very normal
too normal.
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"No, my refrigerator is not running."
"Well you better...wait, what?"
"Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad."
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Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.