AsrielXM!Reader Oneshots

My PC thought Valentine's Day was a good day to die, halting progress on my main work. So, in order to bridge the time until my PC's repaired (or as an outlet when I have writer's block), I decided to go back to the roots. So here they are, a handful of oneshots for all the guys still obsessed with the best thing since sliced bread.
What to expect?
-Goatboys
-Undertale (& maybe Deltarune)
-Totally realistic scenarios that are totally realistic
-(Obscure) referneces and innuendos.
-More Goatboys
-Plot so thin you can slip it in through under the door
-Ideas that never turned into a full story
-An author that, after one year of writing, still doesn't know what he's doing
-did I mention Goatboys?
For the time being, I won't take request. This might change if I've written out all Ideas and my PC's still not repaired. (crossposted on AO3)