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Funny Little Thing

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Listen, This is erotica, smoking hot, close the curtians, turn off the lights erotica. The thing is...It's a thing. You are beautiful, and these stories are beautiful. No matter how hot or steamy the story it does not make me less of a person. It does not make you less of a person, we are great human that read about one of the most beautiful aspects in life. 

Now, I'm straight, as straight as a ruler. soooooo that means that the majority of this will be GirlxBoy. However I may throw in a few little suprises...you know what they say, good things come in three ;) 

These are also my own sexual fantasies....according the the bible I've already commited adultery on my husband (Matthew 5:8) and that's something I will have to live with, but this peice of artersty I am writting is a way for me to get those lustful thoughts out of my head instead of sitting on them 24/7 and feeling hella guilty. So with that...Welcome to my Guilty Pleasure, My Grand Sin, My lust, My Art. Enjoy!

No Images or videos are mine, all suggestions can be privately sent to me, all comments are welcome

 dont be shy, fucking say Hi!All Rights Reserved

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Beautiful In His Sight (BXB) cover

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Just Go With It cover

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The Woods 18+ (Process of Editing) cover

This isn't what friends do cover

The Inferno's Indulgence cover

Beautiful In His Sight (BXB)

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