sel·kie /ˈselkē/ noun SCOTTISH a mythical creature that resembles a seal in the water but assumes human form on land. ___________ Valdimar O'Sullivan is your average, modern man. Well... as average as you CAN be when you're considered a myth. That's right folks, Valdimar is a Selkie. Assumably, one of the last of his kind. On one tiring day, Valdimar was walking down to the beach as usual from a long night shift at work. Nothing was out of the unusual, until an odd looking shell washed up on the sand. Intrigued, Valdimar collected it. He looked it over, finding that it was an instrument of sorts. With caution, he played the only song he knew... after that, he was swallowed by the ground. Not a trace to be seen. What is going to happen to dear Valdimar O'Sullivan now?