Bullet Pointed Fairy Tales

This is a collection (or at least it will be once I have written a couple of others) of old traditional Fairy Tales or Nursery Rhymes but with a twist. I've written them in bullet-points. (well they were in bullet points when I wrote them on my laptop in Microsoft Word, but wattpad doesn't have bullet points so I changed them to dashes). Not only that but I have expressed my feelings about these "Fairy Tales" ( no real reason to put them in quotation marks, I just had a sudden urge), in what I hope is a funny or sarcastic way. (I mean that's what my friends told me, but then again my friends are pansies so...) Also, if you have any Fairy Tales, Nursery Rhymes or even movies like Romeo or Juliet that you would like me to write in bullet points, then comment about them and I will try to do all of them.