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Elysian

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I don't believe in the afterlife. I believe that when you die, you just die. Nothing happens after that. No shimmery gates to heaven or bubbling lava pits in hell.

So, now that I've died, where am I and why is the "secret entrance" a McDonald's bathroom?All Rights Reserved

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1 || I'm Dead, You Buffoons
Sun, Apr 7, 2019

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1 || I'm Dead, You Buffoons
Sun, Apr 7, 2019

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