I wrote this in 2014. Don't judge. (or judge, like, if you want to.) I could put it in my random shtuffs book, but it feels like I have to give it its own story. CAUTION THIS STORY IS EXTREMELY CRINGEY. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE OR ALLERGIC TO CRINGE, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.All Rights Reserved