The Okay Guide to Probably Not Dying

Amadeus and Kesley are two people who wrote a book. It's kind of a big book. Everything in it is true. Norms may not believe. They can stop reading. Neither author will care. But those like them, the abnorms, they had better believe, as sooner or later (this book will not give you a time, it's not a cookbook) the events of this book will happen to them, and they had better be ready.