Random CountryHuman Texting Stories
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Warning this contains:
-Ships.
-Memes.
-Bad comedy.
-Puns.
-Really weird humor.
-And much more.
Rated Mature For Following Reasons:
!!!WILL ALWAYS START CHAPTERS WITH THE WARNINGS THE CHAPTER CONTAINS!!!
-Semi-strong 12+ language.
-Mentions of 13+ things sometimes but not so often.
Welp. I guess I take requests? xD
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