Tord brainwashes 80% of the UK to obey him. Edd, Matt, and Tom plan to do something about it. You know, like, kill him. ~~~ Hello! No warnings other than cursing and guns yet! This fic is meant to have no ships, but you can see it however you want, I won't get triggered if you comment "[shipname] moment oWo?" Cover art: By me! You can see all the versions on my Instagram MarineVolt! :^)