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On May 2nd, 2019,  Mia's mom passed away. Leaving Mia with her very successful company, Absolute Cupid, in Mia's control. See, Mia's mother, Maeve, had a gift. She could spot potential love. Absolute Cupid was something like a dating site, but the difference was that Maeve was involved in every single one of these matches. She also replied to people in need of relationship advice. But when 23-year-old Mia, who has had a total of three boyfriends and one girlfriend is given this, she doesn't know what the hell is going on, but she's sure going to try her best.

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A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 1 by Author_Macy_Bae

If you're given a chance to live once more, will you take it? Even if... it comes at a cost? A dying woman reminisces on her short life and comes to regret not doing the things she likes - always sacrificing her own happiness for her family. On her deathbed, she whispers her wishes to a friend. "If only I could go back in time, I'll make sure to live my life for my sake and not somebody else's." Little did she know that her impossible wish would come true with the help of a mysterious woman. And in her second chance at life, she meets a certain problematic person... "Kaiden Ma" - a young and handsome genius who is also the richest heir in the East - has a little problem. One - he is way too grumpy; and two - he is mysophobic. With his family pushing him in a relationship, the problem escalated. For how can he possibly be in a relationship if he can't even touch anyone? Due to this, he is forced to look for a suitable "pretend" partner. "Senara Lee. I'd like to offer you a deal." "Hm? A deal? What deal?" "I need a fake girlfriend and you're the only one who's trustworthy enough to assume the position. Be my girlfriend for a year and I'll make one of your books into a movie." "For real?! You bet I'm in! Anything for my babies!" (babies - she's referring to her books, yes, she calls them her babies). And so, their hilarious and catastrophic game begins. Well, at least until the "Guardians of Fate" comes in. What will they do with this romance that wasn't supposed to be? And what is the cost of this new life she was given? 🌸 𝘼 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝘾𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 🌸 ✅ A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 1 🟨 A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 2 🟥 A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 3 - 4

An Instant Attraction - SAMPLE ONLY by Garnet_39

PUBLISHED - Link in bio 💕 The summer after her sophomore year in college, Mia takes time to heal after a failed relationship. In an attempt to move forward, she makes the decision to start her junior year at a new school in a new city leaving her life in California behind. Mia makes friends quickly and is easily pulled into the exciting world of the college hockey team. She meets Dex and is drawn to him instantly. Moving to Boston will be life changing, but will it end with Mia finding the love of her life, or will she only find heartbreak? ** Contains mature content: swearing, drinking, sexual situations.

Destined For You (The Ludovica Siblings #3) by ameesaAhlam

(Can be read as a standalone.) I was a hopeless romantic from a young age but when I watched my father strike a deal with his friend in the most desperate of times, all my dreams came shattering down. My fate was sealed with just a few words. My future wife decided. For the next eighteen years, while our parents waited for her to grow up, I spent my time strategising to break off the deal and cursing her for being a thorn in my dreams. But you can't just refuse a mafia princess especially when the deal has already been done and dusted. Feisty, talkative, pizza lover, spoiled. A complete opposite of me. I had a clear line of reasons as to why I despised her then why did I end up losing my heart to her?

Back to You | ✓ by AlwaysLostInWords

#1 in Assistant - 14.12.2019 #1 in Billionaire - 20.12.2019 #10 in Romance - 23.12.2019 #2 in New Adult - 23.12.2019 #1 in Hurt - 26.12.2019 #5 in Funny - 07.03.2020 Your past defines you. This was something unfortunately Mia had to live with. An ugly incident in her past, forced her to change and become a new person. She managed to move away from everything that connected to her past, yet somehow she wound up coming back to the one person that was at the centre of it. Sebastian Carter. Just the sight of Mia irked Sebastian to no extent, he believed her whole innocent routine once, he wasn't going to fall for it again. He wanted her gone, far away from his life, but somehow she came back to him. What happens when both Mia and Sebastian are forced to work together, despite hating each other's guts?

Cupid Helpline ✓ by KnightPeyton

• ONGOING • ♚♚♚ "Hello, this is the Cupid Helpline certified to helping you single teenagers find a perfect match!" "Hello, this is Leigh Albert?" "Oh, Leigh Albert! Wait, let me find you your match." "..." "Oh, found it! So I am going to connect you to your Cupid's match-" BEEP "Hello? Are you there?" "Oh, um, this is Earl Clarkson?" "Oh, you must be my match! Wait, that came out wrong..." "Okay, so before we interact, please tell me your allergies, pet peeves and what you like so I will get to be a trustworthy boyfriend." "What?" ♚♚♚ Leigh Albert was an experienced girl of dating. But she was not happy. Not only did she have another failed relationship, her parents divorced and her mom moved away across the state to stay with some widower with a son called Theo Hastings. The moment she saw this she became desperate. Only it did not work. Earl Clarkson had zero-experience with any kind of romance. After pledging of not being in a relationship with his past childhood friend Serena, he got tired of it and decided to find a match with this helpline. a story about two opposites being attracted to each other through humourous phone calls and just plain talking [prize for giveaway; cover = nightgate] [gif banners = batman_justice]

The Matchmaker by DefinedBookJunkie

Catherine Lewis is a shy, unsophisticated twenty-one year old with a secret. She's the most prominent matchmaker for the elite, the parents of the rich and famous come to her. But who will give her advice on love when she encounters the son of the newly elected President? An unsociable girl determined to hide her past meets the one person bent on unraveling it. It's a game of love and opposites attract, with secrets bottled up tight. ****** Highest Rankings Achieved: #1 Lovegame #1 Matchmaker #1 Matchmaking #3 Cupid -------- Featured on: @humor "Isn't it romantically funny?" @Romance "Young Love" Cover Design By: @obsessions-

Snatched | ONC 2023 by Reading_Mermaid08

Callista isn't exactly the best in the business. When it comes to being a cupid, she struggles, and her snarky little lovebird pixie assistant isn't any help. She's already in hot water with her boss and has to make her monthly quota by the cupids' biggest day of the year, Valentine's Day. She's on a great streak until her last target looks right at her just as she's about to shoot. Startled and unsure of what to do, Callista aborts the mission and risk a reprimand. Little does she know, Kiki Son now has a mission of his own. He wants to seek out and find that crazy strawberry blonde that no one else seemed to notice. ~*~*~*~*~ Based on the 2023 ONC prompt. #33 They had their arrow aimed at their target's back, a perfect shot despite the crowded ballroom. Taking a deep, steadying breath, they pulled the bowstring taut and prepared to let the arrow fly. But then their target turned and looked directly at them, finding them in the eaves as if they'd known they were there all along. The target winked.

Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations by miadaley17

Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020

It's a Match! by aliyke

Cupid exists! But instead of a bow and arrow, he uses pen and paper to write down the match he made. _____ Pearl Campbell never skips a day where she wishes to finally receive Cupid's letter to meet her match. Her dream of falling in love with the right one enthused her to wait for that red envelope to rest on her doorsteps. Years passed, her wish was granted. Upon opening the letter, her heart was uncontrollably violent in her chest out of excitement and joy. Finally, she can meet her match! However, on the very same day, she finds out that her match is her best friend's pursuer. Joy drained out from her and all that was left was her aching heart. Burying her dreams, Pearl does her best to hide everything from both of them so they wouldn't have to end things just for her sake. After all, she believed that her match would look better with her friend and theirs was a mistake. Everyday, she had to struggle with the circumstances of her defiance. Loneliness, regret, envy, and pain was her companion through it all. But, when Pearl thought things were going a bit well, Cupid gave her even a bigger challenge. With all the odds Pearl is facing, can she be able to win against them or fall helplessly on Cupid's palms?

$Love Arranged to Last Forever {COMPLETED} by kloe_bookworm$

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A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 1

If you're given a chance to live once more, will you take it? Even if... it comes at a cost? A dying woman reminisces on her short life and comes to regret not doing the things she likes - always sacrificing her own happiness for her family. On her deathbed, she whispers her wishes to a friend. "If only I could go back in time, I'll make sure to live my life for my sake and not somebody else's." Little did she know that her impossible wish would come true with the help of a mysterious woman. And in her second chance at life, she meets a certain problematic person... "Kaiden Ma" - a young and handsome genius who is also the richest heir in the East - has a little problem. One - he is way too grumpy; and two - he is mysophobic. With his family pushing him in a relationship, the problem escalated. For how can he possibly be in a relationship if he can't even touch anyone? Due to this, he is forced to look for a suitable "pretend" partner. "Senara Lee. I'd like to offer you a deal." "Hm? A deal? What deal?" "I need a fake girlfriend and you're the only one who's trustworthy enough to assume the position. Be my girlfriend for a year and I'll make one of your books into a movie." "For real?! You bet I'm in! Anything for my babies!" (babies - she's referring to her books, yes, she calls them her babies). And so, their hilarious and catastrophic game begins. Well, at least until the "Guardians of Fate" comes in. What will they do with this romance that wasn't supposed to be? And what is the cost of this new life she was given? 🌸 𝘼 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝘾𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 🌸 ✅ A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 1 🟨 A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 2 🟥 A Beautiful Catastrophe - Book 3 - 4