Then I Met Him in the school hall. Then I Met Him in the classroom. Then I Met Him in the gym. Then I Met Him in a math lesson. Pepper Vevaia Varken was never one to model the ideal girl. With an attitude problem, short temper, a prickly personality, and gorgeous looks, or at least she hopes so, the delusional Pepper still can't grasp why no one wanted her. But when she is asked out be the ugliest boy in her only little world, she decides to date him in pity. Can this relatable untalented, sarcastic bitch, manage dating the ugliest boy she knows AND get one of her three top crushes to date her? Warnings: Contains swearing Collaboration with @Clawzethekat