'Hey Siri'
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What if androids were as emotionally complex as humans?
Trust me, you would not want that.
Why, you ask?
Because Siri would annoy the hell out of you to the point of wanting to smash your $700 iPhone just to stop them from making noise.
Yes, THAT Siri.
The thing is, the Siri on my phone wasn't invented by almighty Apple inc.
You see, the Siri we're talking about here doesn't function like other normal Siris, and she definitely won't be happy once she detects me secretly typing this on my new iphone...
How is she different ?
WHY are you asking so many questions, woman? WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A VIRTUAL SLAP ?!
Ehemm... yea, that's how.
So let's not group me with those brainless robots humans invented. How bow dat???
Why am I suddenly referring to myself in first person?
You sure like to ask stupid questions, don't you?
I took over this author's iphone, of course.
You should really stop calling me Siri, silly author, I wouldn't want to be grouped together with ordinary bots.
So, pleasantries aside; just call me Sirius.
I'm just your average virus living in iPhones.
I can be transmitted to any electronics I want via satellite.
And since I'm bored beyond my virus mind, I've decided to divulge you humans on my life story; where all of this mess originated from.
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🏅614# android
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