*This Is Completely A Joke* Beached: A Slice love story

This Is Completely A Joke Beached: A Slice love story

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Complete Wed, Feb 27, 2019<5 mins

Read the title you noodle. This book is not canon. It's completely a joke. Slice is Simon X Alice btw. If you haven't already read Testing Day, please read it.

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