"I would like a depresso,"
"What's that?"
" It's an espresso for depressed people."
OR
Where Draco finds himself more addicted to the cute barista than her coffee.
[post war]
Harry hates Draco for ruining his life like that. Draco has a mad crush on Harry, and Harry decides to prank him bad, to make him regret all he did to him, his life, his friends. Draco really falls for Harry and eventually finds out it was all just a big fat fake! Drarry, HPDM, Draco bottom, Suicide, Heartbreak, slash, must read, sad ending.