The Joke's On You, Bats! [ 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 ] - 🃏🦇 \( ᐛ 」∠) - Wattpad

The Joke's On You, Bats! [ 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 ]

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Reads 116,415
Votes 4,819
Parts 25
Time 2h 21m

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The Joker has always been open about his feelings to the Bat, but Batman ignores the insane remarks, until he receives a letter and decides to try a new approach.

And then things spiral out of control.

Jason comes for a visit and the question on Bruce's mind is:

Who's the real monster here?

 ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Batjokes.

Not a reflection of the comics or games, just based off them and depicted in my own way. I don't own these characters nor make a profit from them.

TW// A LOT of abuse, verbal abuse, sexual abuse, dark themes
Please read with caution!!

#𝟷 𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚡𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝟶𝟺/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟸
#𝟷 𝙱𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟻/𝟷𝟻/𝟸𝟸
#𝟷 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟷/𝟷𝟶/𝟸𝟹
#𝟷 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚡𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟿/𝟸/𝟸𝟹
#𝟷 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟾/𝟶𝟸/𝟸𝟺All Rights Reserved

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