Meanwhile and Maybe: An Agglomeration of Deadpan Poetry

This is a agglomeration of deadpan poetry. I don't have a clue what agglomeration even means. This will contain, as I said, deadpan poetry, sarcastic rants, rip-off themes, cryptic philosophies, and dry humor. Kick up your feet and prepared to be bored out of your skull!!!!

And btw if you read it you are obligated to vote because it's the stupidest thing you've ever seen thanks!